Sunday, March 7, 2010

Stella Artois


An entry from our waffle eating cousins across the pond. This pours out a clear gold with a head as white as an Irish girls ass. The nose is almost non-existent, but there is a hint of lemon. Surprisingly full body for such a light looking beer. The flavors are pleasant with some citrus and chamomile. The aftertaste is quite pleasant if somewhat brief. This beer would go well with food as it clashes with nothing. Like the Belgians when the German army rolls through on their way to France. And that's my problem with this beer. It's inoffensiveness offends me. I suppose that this is the Bud of Belgium, which of course means it's way better than Bud, but much worse than other Belgian beers. A proper Belgian monk could piss out a better beer than this. Go ahead and drink this fairly decent beer if you want, but you will offend me and support German aggression.

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